TRUMP WEEK: IN BRTAAAAAIN

Well, we're all a bit excited aren't we? Goodness me, England is through to the semi-final of the World Cup football tournament and Trumpy is through to Mrs May. Good luck there son.

I shall be covering the Trump visit to Britain over the next few days with my usual caustic wit, and general malaise. Enjoy, as you watch the world go to absolute, fucking ruin; with my hilarious, disease ridden commentary

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