Monday 30 April 2018

WHY MICHELLE WOLF IS DOING THE JOB SHE WAS HIRED FOR AND YOU NEED TO STFU

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Michelle Wolf is a comedian. She is very successful these days, and it should be noted she has a Netflix special and is on the Daily Show as a correspondent. MY DREAM JOB TREVOR I AM AVAILABLE.


So if you don't like comedians, don't fucking hire them. For a comedy roast. You morons.

There are so many double standards going on here. May I set some out:

1. Trump grabs pussies, brags about it, potentially sleeps with Russian prostitutes during ALLEGED business deals (ALLEGEDLY), treats his wife like garbage ("I didn't get her so much" - quote), wants to bang his daughter...shall I go on? (THIS IS ALL ALLEGED - oh hang on, isn't the lawyer in jail?)

Cut to...

Sees someone making jokes - jokes people, she is a comedian - and loses his tiny fistful of McDonald's fries all over the floor. HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE THE PEOPLE THE JOKES WERE ABOUT. Allegedly.

2. Piers Morgan continually, and I hope not intentionally, but who knows, insults people on his morning show, ran a campaign to get the longest serving OAP in football out of a job because he thought it was funny, and, well, we've all seen the image Rachel Parris provided on the Mash Report. Oh yes.

Cut to...

Michelle Wolf is a bully and not funny and Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize (puke), blah blah blah, dude it's in the Daily Mail, I don't have enough life left to divert to reading that shit.

Conclusion.

This is a woman thing. These are the same people that go to comedy shows are go, "oh, female comedians aren't funny".  These are the same people that punch down for a living. And they seem to enjoy it.

I experienced a lot of this recently. I'm visibly disabled, and a woman, and let me tell you that combo     ain't great. People judge before they know anything. But I'm sick of being talked over the top of. I'm sick of my opinions not counting. This is just ridiculous now, and quite frankly I have enough to deal with without your fucking misogyny. And it is live and well, in North London, which frankly surprises me. I truly thought we were slightly more evolved now, and people - I am disappointed in you.

In summary: Michelle, you're a fucking superstar. You did what should have been done for anyone in your position: the job you were hired to do. And, ironically, I recall Hasan Minhaj basically did the same thing  last year, at the same event, and not a peep.

Telling?